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    April 28

    Who Am I? (Round 2)

    It’s time once again to play the popular new game that’s sweeping the nation.  Here’s how it works.  Mystery guests stop by and give clues that reveal their secret identities.  At first the hints may seem obscure and unhelpful, but they get easier.  The goal is to figure out who the mystery guest is using the fewest clues possible.  Keep a count of the clues you needed for each guest and post it in the comment section to see how you compare.

     

    Guest #1

    1. Are you sure you want to play?  It looks like someone has revealed my name already.
    2. My father was a proper Englishman.  In fact, he was a Baron.  Mom was American, though, and I was born in the Big Apple.
    3. I’m more famous for my acting, but I also spent time in the House of Lords from ’96 to ’99 (after my father passed away and before the act that barred most of us from our seats through peerage).  Fair enough, I say.
    4. In two of my best roles, extra digits were featured.
    5. My wife, Jamie Lee, and I have adopted two children.
    6. I named nuts as Harlan Pepper in Best in Show, and sang about butts as Nigel Tufnel in Spinal Tap.

                                         Click here to verify.

     

    Guest #2

    1. I, too, have an English father and an American mother.
    2. Dad is famous for his singing.
    3. Mom is famous for her work on the silver screen.
    4. My little brother and I both have names you can find in the Old Testament.
    5. Some would consider my name to be juicy tabloid fodder.
    6. If Mom and Dad ever wanted to collaborate artistically, they could call it Shakespeare in Love at the Speed of Sound.

                                       Click here to verify.

     

    Guest #3

    1. I never really cared for Guest #2’s first name.
    2. If I ever got Lasik surgery, people might not recognize me.
    3. I’m one of the better known Harvard dropouts in the world today.
    4. Before spam blockers I was receiving an average of 4,000,000 e-mails a day, many offering advice on how to get rich quick.
    5. My wife Melinda and I shared honors with Bono as Time’s Persons of the Year in 2005.
    6. Paul Allen and I were in high school when we formed a small software company.  Later we put together a bigger one.

                                     Click here to verify.

     

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    Stevewrote:
    Sorry it's taken me a while to reply -- I've been a pre-occupied.
     
    Mocha -- Orange you glad I resist puns?  (usually)  Good of you to pick up on the theme.
     
    Clio (1) -- I love the reference to Middlesex.  Great comment, great book.  Maybe it would make for an interesting dinner discussion.
     
    Clio (2) -- A proud moment, indeed!  If I recall, she announced that her 2 favorite movies at the time were Spinal Tap and Henry V.  Both were inspiring in their own ways.
     
    BIg Mike -- Aussies should be given special dispensation.  Thanks for playing, though.  Also, see below in my reply to Siobhan for a few recommendations.
     
    Deannie -- I suppose network admins are off the hook, too, but I am going to suggest that you spend one less hour a week with PC Magazine and peruse People instead.
     
    Siobhan -- 2 out of 3 is good.  The one you missed, though, makes me think that you should be better versed in several good movies:  The Princess Bride, Best in Show, and Spinal Tap are all great vehicles for Guest 1 (Guest).
    May 3
    I had no idea who Guest 1 was, but I got 2 and 3.  Woohoo.  I really like this game.
    May 3
    I feel so ... not in touch. I only knew who Bill Gates was (2 clues). Since I am a network admin, am I excused?!?
    May 1
    18 clues and I still don't have a clue.
    Apr. 30
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    LazyClio wrote:
    Speaking of Nigel Tufnel, were we awful parents or what?  We let--no encouraged--The Girl to watch Spinal Tap when she was like five years old.  I distinctly remember her shrieking with laughter the first time that she saw Nigel and David St. Hubbins singing Big Bottom.  It's one of many proud moments that I have experienced as her mother.  I would be crushed if she had no sense of humor.  Spinal Tap has also provided an excellent counter-role model in the spandex-clan person of Nigel.  How often have I urged her to just "rise above it," when life tosses a curve ball her way?  Much as Nigel understood, albeit dimly, that he needed to "be a professional and rise above" the mismatched baloney and miniature bread that had been provided as a backstage snack?
     
    I'm watching that film Wimbledon with Kirsten Dunst and that tall, fair English guy who I think? was the doctor in Master & Commander.  Or is there someone else who just looks like him?  Anyway, Wimbledon was poorly reviewed, but how bad can it be?  It's Wimbledon after all, filmed on location (the lineswomen are wearing those frumpy green dresses so it's certainly authentic). 
    Apr. 29
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    LazyClio wrote:
    I didn't get Christopher Guest until Clue #5!
     
    I didn't get Apple Martin until Clue #6!
     
    Bill Gates was easier--I knew it was him on #3.
     
    Christopher Guest's clue #5--he and Jamie Lee have adopted two children--reminds me of our least favorite in-law's obsessed notion that Jamie Lee is a hermaphrodite.  Of course, she may well be, her amply-endowed feminine figure notwithstanding.  Remember in Middlesex, Cal met a woman in San Francisco who gave every appearance of being woman externally, but his/her inner genital configuration was somehow that of a man?  Perhaps the next time Relative X brings this up at the Thanksgiving table I will take the ball and run with it, so to speak, subtly steering the conversation toward miniature, well-concealed penises.  That should be fun.
    Apr. 29
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    Mocha wrote:
    1. Christopher Guest
    2. Apple Martin (unless it's Apple Paltrow Martin? I'm not certain.)
    3. Bill Gates. Also, somehow connected with "Apple", though in a different capacity.

    Is there a reason for the fruity theme? Though it'd be difficult, I'm sure you could stretch it to say that Guest is a bit of a fruit himself, of the best variety. Do Bill and Melinda have children named for one of the food groups? Just a thought... perhaps they should have stolen "Apple" first, and thievery is what Steve Jobs accused him of, if I'm not mistaken.

    Good quiz, Steve Apple. I'm off for a banana now.
    Apr. 28

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